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"you are what you eat" - I don't remember eating a fucking legend.

Posted on Oct 1, 2011

Liking your own status is like high-fiving yourself.

Posted on Sep 13, 2011

I survived Y2K, Bird Flu, Mad Cow, 9/11 and Swine Flu. 2012, Here I Come!

Posted on Sep 13, 2011

Hey McDonalds, may i have some coke with my ice?!

Posted on Sep 13, 2011

That girl has such a pretty voice! Mom, thats Justin Bieber.

Posted on Sep 13, 2011

Quickly trying to read what Bart writes on the blackboard before it goes.

Posted on Sep 13, 2011

Making your font type bigger so it looks like youve written more

Posted on Sep 13, 2011

theres always that one person who always catches you doing something weird

Posted on Sep 13, 2011

Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. Its either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-Chan-Chu. But I think its Colin.

Posted on Sep 13, 2011

That moment of shame when an automatic door doesnt open for you

Posted on Sep 13, 2011

Yelling Run Forrest Run! when you see someone running

Posted on Sep 13, 2011

The guy who discovered milk. What was he doing with that cow?

Posted on Sep 13, 2011

Seeing Japanese Tourists Taking Photos of the Most Pointless Things

Posted on Sep 13, 2011

Puberty is going to hit Justin Bieber harder than Chris Brown hit Rhianna

Posted on Sep 13, 2011

The hilarity of changing the word wand to willy in Harry Potter quotes

Posted on Sep 13, 2011

Get real. No ones going to form a single line if the buildings on FIRE.

Posted on Sep 13, 2011

biggest lie ever: i have read and agree to the terms of use ?

Posted on Sep 13, 2011

Sex scene on tv + Parents in same room = Awkward atmosphere

Posted on Sep 13, 2011

A Lion would never cheat on his wife.. but a Tiger wood...

Posted on Sep 13, 2011

Dear Pringles, I cannot fit my hand inside your tube of deliciousness.

Posted on Sep 13, 2011

When. I. Read. Stuff. Like. This. The. Voice. In. My. Head. Takes. Pauses.

Posted on Aug 20, 2011

"Happy birthday!" "OMG you remembered" "Nope Facebook told me"

Posted on Aug 20, 2011

Im having one of those weeks where my middle finger answers every question!

Posted on Aug 20, 2011

100000 sperm cells and you were the fastest?

Posted on Aug 20, 2011

Big Brother would only be interesting if 'The Jigsaw' designed the house

Posted on Aug 20, 2011

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.

Posted on Aug 20, 2011

I write like this and not "lYk DiS" because Im an adult and not retarded.

Posted on Aug 20, 2011

On a scale of 1 to Osama Bin Ladin how good was my hiding spot?

Posted on Aug 20, 2011

If I was "16 And Pregnant" id get a slap not a TV show.

Posted on Aug 20, 2011

like if your not going to see the justin beiber movie

Posted on Aug 19, 2011

I did not slap you, I high-fived your face!

Posted on Aug 19, 2011

Go to Google and type in "tt0274518". Piss yourself laughing!

Posted on Aug 19, 2011

My girlfriend has a tattoo of a sea shell on her inner thigh. If you put your ear to it, I swear you can smell the ocean

Posted on Aug 19, 2011

That awkward moment when your Facebook status gets no likes.

Posted on Aug 19, 2011